Set out, prepare to get off the ground, he has to let go of at hand a work and urgently rush through into space shuttle waiting to set out, but each time because the weather is poor or mechanical trouble, usually all midway cancel a task, and then have no achievement but return.
There is once proper Michael while sleeping to greatly feel in home, headquarters notify to set out a task again, he see the outside weather condition not so good, wish probably and is a burst of and busy to prepare, sit on the space cabin stunned, the end cancels a task again.Good and wise wife hence volunteer, would like to put on to take too much, sit in the space cabin for husband, wish, anyway wear decorous cosmos flight of Zhao to take, who also lo not is a male is female, as long as waiting for a task to cancel, she can done in complete secrecily and secretly go home, husband then can at good good rest in the home.
Man proposes, God disposes, the weather of the haze suddenly clears up, the space shuttle also gets off the ground smoothly, this not understand the good wife that the space flies be sent to frighten up the space she frightens into inaction, therefore lose gravitation pull of the earth but Xuan ground in the sky to turn, while waiting until to land the Earth this wife already the obfuscation don't come to, be urgently sent to a hospital to cure.When the wife slowly wake up, but discovers a young doctor being massaging her chest, she frightens open eyes, the doctor sees a facial expression with scares all over the face and immediately comfort her to say:"Michael's colonel unimportant piece, this because lose gravitation pull of the earth, the physiology turns in reverse change of past, wait until me for you after massaging a back again place of these 2, your there soon will rush out, don't worry!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3858 to grow a cow story
Ever since that time come to a tiger, Xiang in Ping-ho of village quiet have already been broken, the villager doesn't dare to go out in the evening, the village milk cow in the eastern suburb ranch is continuously eaten up,beats by dre solo, whatter a mess is a kid's son also cruelly unfortunate.
The villager works as a team a company to intend after measuring that the muscle man that invite a nearby village is exceeded gram to remove fierce tiger.
Exceed a gram to after listenning to the various description concerning tiger of the villagers decide to make use of tiger to like to attackstone the characteristics of milk cow, guide a tiger, remove it.
Hence, exceed a gram to throw on milk leather, arrive at village east suburb, again and again bum in the fierce tiger's favourite district.
On the second day, exceed a gram to lamely return to a village, all over quite a few bloody wound.
The villager sees exceed a gram of on the hoof come back, then know that the important event has been already become, thoughting of from now on can re- lead the day of last hospice and immediately and up and down shout and jump like sparrows and exceed the gram to the hero and round betwixt, on all sides the great fame is in succession:
"Too stick!Exceed a gram!You are to do a very fantastic matter for everyone!"
"We can't forget your great boon, either forever big virtuous!You are absolutely the savior of our village!"
"Is really a good person!We will definitely recompense to appreciate yours!"
"Hero, speaks that you are how to kill tiger ……"
Hear here, exceeded a gram to finally lose patience, loudly Rang way:"Do not say this first!My nature will seek that blamed tiger again tomorrow!Now who can tell me, who are that the host of kind cow who damn ?!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3859 a new car/clean and pure
A stroller drive a new car takes the air on the road, a friend blocks him and ask him how to make to this car of, his explanation:
"A day I sit on the wayside to make my business, a beautiful girl asks me'want to get on the car?'I went in, after car arrives outskirts, she stopped car down, we all come out, and she says:'Kiss me!'So I kiss her, she is really a bewitching female, then she starts taking off clothes, until leave a pants her to say to me:'My thing belongs to yours!'I a miss her pants I am also too tight wear, so I took car."
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There are a rightness of newly married couples at a night of attentive behind, satisfied that the husband a little bit worries a wife of clean and pure or not, hence point at that words son to ask a way:"Baby!What do you call it?"
Wife's way:"Chick chicken!"
The Sir says for wife of clean and pure feeling satisfied immediately after:"All of us BE** hereafter want to call it old two!"
The slight of wife one face says:"Is old two I saw many!Your Be just chick chicken!"
Sir:"……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers replying of chapter 3860 writer/salute/a spoil thus
A male writer opens up one column in the magazine, specialized solve some hard nut to cracks on the life for reader.On the first, a reader sends letter:I am the male salesclerk of a women's shoes store, I have a matter that perplexs very much and hard put solution.Because the shoe store business served by me is very prosperous, every day from morning until night, customer always continuous flow, so I have to squat down to try shoe for guest every day.Although this is just a sesame small matter, do you know?Many fair visitor persons basically don't wear pants, so whenever I try shoe for her, the head quarter sees that to see of thing.This really makes my heart palpitates urgent and blushes up to the ears and has an impulse that wants to touch fondle it each time, do you say that how should I do?This writer replies BE:"Excuse me, does your company still lack a person?"
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A maid-in-waiting that nearby once works at Stalin, gets married the first night a husband and discovers she be not**.
The maid-in-waiting tells husband to say:"Being great leader Stalin's his old man's house is on impulse."
On listenning to is a great leader, the soldier is from of the husband by instinct climbed, beat a military salute to the wife who lies on the bed and said:"The place obeisance once fought toward great leader Stalin's his old man's house."
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The judge looks at accused to say by weird taste:"You are five times charged to violate a the corpse of loosing of Ms. Wei to reach to of many, you still have what can say?"
The accused stands up rejoinder:"The first, court is long, I came three times but isn't five times.The second, that be not what lady, she is my wife.The third, I how can anyone know her F through die, she is always all that appearance."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3861 and cow to kiss/nudie
A day George takes visit farm in Betty, in a quiet and out-of-the-way place, they see a head of ox and a head of cow tightly and nestle together.
"See!That ox at kiss that cow!"George calls.
"Yes, really interesting!"Betty says with smile.
"Do not you want to try?"The George deep feeling ground hopes Betty.
"Do you really and so think?"Betty blushed.
"Yes!"George seems to be very excited.
"That you go quickly, that cow looks pretty sexy!"
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There is one unit leadership and the comrades collectively being on business, see one nudie regiment, the comrades put forward and watch.Take a brigade leadership to say:"See what see, is making three to speak now, all return to hotel for me foolish to me go."
Arrived hotel, the comrades saw a leadership don't come back, hence, the original road returns, at most the front row found out a leadership.
"The phenomenon is very good, explained'three speak'everyone again heart hereafter think toward one, the strength made toward one."Lead to ashamedly say.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3862 reunited/a per come
Sherry is a woman whom the born nature dissolutes, she from cradle to the grave always enough male companion, even if is after getting married, still many men become her to go into the guest of act.She dies of after, a women of funeral service constantly sigh to say:"They were finally and together!"The person of flank feels curious, don't know that she says so is what mean, then ask a way:"Lady, you are this words what mean?""You are really stupid, I am to say that Sherry's two legs finally can put together!""……"
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