Voice:Tao chicken car key, do I still have no car.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2718 trademark/private parts long
A night, the woman and men rise, but home of safe set of use up, outside of store also early with close the door, they wanted very much at that time, hence the man turns over one cabinet of box Dao and finally finds out a ham bowel in the refrigerator, discover size accommodation, the favour takes red packing in the private place and woman's executive officer.Ham bowel after being finished the packing Be slippery to drop down, once the woman see, feel very unusual:Yi, the product in nowadays is a forerunner, not only changed a red coat, but also have date of production!
Now at present, the television, society shouts a leadership, all generally don't take"long", such as Lee, Wang Ju, like this shout then, leadership also deserve simply.The words say the some unit is recently to carry on changes in personnel, the personnel staff takes two leaderships to come to meet with everyone.
"This is newly arrived minister!"
"Are the comrades all not so bad?"
"Good!"
"This is that the newly arrived private parts is long!"
"The comrades good!"
"Private parts good!"
Private parts:"……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2719 arithmetic
In 70's, one last primary school of staff sons and daughters, that time, before entering school, the teachers all want to ask some simple questions.
The teacher asks the boy, you most will what, answer:I meeting arithmetic.
Teacher's is one addition, 3 ten 3 is several?
The little boy embraces two hands and by hand points to calculate and say 6.
Teacher a crux of, 5 ten 5 equal several.
The little boy by hand pointed to calculate a short while again and said to equal 10.
The teacher looking at him to use finger first one a calculate, want to increase a difficulty, say, your handle knob puts in the trousers Dou again calculate.
Boy in mind Mo along while, say is 11.
Teacher big E.Say your handle knob takes out again calculate.The boy says is 10.
The teacher doesn't understand.(Originally the boy was own chick chicken as a finger
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2720 for 30 minutes
A certain skill 術學 hospital in Taichung has the 兩個 the 學 to was born in to fight,
Bear 說 :"You you again call, my beating 個電話 can look for person 來 !"
輝說 :"You you beat! I not letter"
However the Hou bear really ran to beat 電話 and returned to the 時 of來 to wait to put a malicious 話 :
"30 cents 鐘 Hou you know how the 麼 died!!!"
The 這時 waits 輝緊張 of impending, but also the method of 沒辦 ,
30 cent 鐘 Hou, 廣 in the 學 school sows:"輝 Together 學 , you have the 訪 the guest, the 請 arrives 學務組 ."
"!" 輝雖 However very frightened, but want is at 學務組 , 應該 not the 會 occupy,cheap beats by dr dre.
The Wu is that he arrived 學務組 , one 個頭 the 髮 dye into the 幫 parties youth of the gold color 還 tatoo to head for him:
"Are you a so-and-so 嗎 ?"
輝 :"?! I am"
"Is sorry long waited, the 這 was you call of 15 Hawaiian pizzas add to sprinkle 雞 , 8300 dollars"
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The 這 compares quilt K~還 pain~
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2721 to warmly celebrate 38 international labor Women's Days
Last year 38 Women's Days ago, a friend asked I why the Women's Day was March 8, I in earnest told him at that time:The chest measurement that was dark to match chemisette on March 8, if chest measurement is 81, this world will have how many men drive stuffy dead?Afterwards I just know 38 not to is to suggest chest measurement, not also a beam, in fact is a waistline.
Copenhagen in August, 1910, don't know because the women want to hold a meeting so the sunlight is bright and beautiful, still because the sunlight bright and beautiful women just hold a meeting, outstanding communism warrior Clark.Cai especially the gold is willing ascend to say:"Women important position, relieve, will struggle with man, struggle to choose lucky day with man, I saw Huang Li, March 8 was a lucky day."From now on, every year are all lucky days on March 8, all conflict day of women and man, yearly of is also the most a day for patient that the hospital accepts to cure severely wounded this day.
Arrived now in fact, was no longer women to struggle a day on March 8, along with the women chest of continuously aggrandizement, women's position also gets continuously an exaltation, a lot of women and comrades appeal that the Women's Day should change till April 1, with dark match their chests.This proposal is certainly negated, because have women to amount 70% people to even like All Fools' Day, although they say that they aren't fools.
The Women's Day all generally goes on vacation for women, make stem not live, can women one rest, wrong, go shopping nobody to accompany, buy thing nobody to pay, have a meal nobody to cover up a list, they are finally full of to lonesomely hug a court and indict a man.The men these all in the work, it are salesmen to have a men, he promotes beauty article for a women first and promotes a skin care article for another women again, a carelessly, he promoted he.Pour isn't someone to buy him, is a court to spread him and buy the woman of beauty article to tell his sexual harassment and buy the woman of skin care article to tell him to harass sex, result he acquired two criminal chargeses.So.March 8 on days, can not make to promote, woman a lonesome, what matter all the ability come out.
Another men are doctors, this day he once saw two chemisette diseases, but by surprise carried off three criminal chargeses.The doctor sees a doctor and listens to woman's chest with the stethoscope, 38 chests, not that good to listen, the doctor pressed near to listen to and gathered together as a result rascal offense.Another women's belly is painful, still small belly, the doctor by hand pressed according to, pressed obscene offense a while, afterwards he saw the X-ray slice that the woman claps, don't understand, show another doctor, therefore, he made to spread yellow picture offense.So, on Women's Day, in the hospital receives a male patient and returns foresight ground to make the female doctor go on vacation, otherwise the woman sees a doctor same criminal charges to still keep establishing to the man.Now understood, if the woman is lonesome, that unluckily must be a man.
Descend so to go, that day, the 38 sections jail suddenly flows out into a lot of men and basically cans not accommodates, a lot of offense the light man be put back a house, however not the ability white put, reform through labor.General home inside also the nothing important heavy manual labor Be tired to live, most tiredly is also cook a meal, do household chores, **.So, this day, 1-38 sections what to be busy in cooking a meal is a man, is busy in doing household chores of is also a man, busy**of but is a woman.
From now on, the man knew woman not the ability is lonesome, stipulates in 38 sections to want to make the woman happy this day, each men have to hypocritically say to the woman congratulatory of words, the performance still wants warmly, hence, March 8, the men all say to the woman:The festival is happy.But the women all pack an appearance with pleased mood, in fact, they just and anxiously wait for the cope of night advent.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the letter of chapter 2722 old mama
Dear son:
I this letter write very slowly because know that you see a word not quick, we have already moved house, the address didn't change, because move house to conveniently guard a gate a card to bring.
Rained two times this week, rained for three days for the first time, rained for four days for the second time, your aunt said that you make me send to of the coat, because mail meeting excess, so we shear button down to put in the pocket of that coat.
Your sister borned this morning, because I still didn't know exactly is a male of or female of, so I didn't know you to be an aunt or an uncle.
Recently nothing important matter, I will write a letter again to you.
Mother
(Ps.Our originally needing to send money has already stuck to for you but the envelope)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2723 talk in a dream greatly whole super complete versions
A peacetime endures to bully in the bedroom of boy, shout 1 at the midnight:"Tank to pull!"Having a thorough check is really talk in a dream.Still have 1 is listen to the female classmate saying-bedroom inside a female kid raps out at the midnight:"Two pieces of breads, two handsome boys, the bread changed in character, the handsome boy was missing" is cold
Classmate in the senior high school, one GG, suddenly sits at the midnight and shouts loudly 1:"See my gun killing you!"Then lie down
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