Love eagle to go shopping, get to one bar, bellboy way:"The Sir can not take a pet into here, please put it in the outside."Hence one hunter gets into bar.In a moment, **carry to love cat, bellboy again Yue:"Madam can not take a pet into here."**Also one person gets into.Outside of the cat was brought up by indulgent parents, often grasped eagle since the childhood, the eagle training had a vegetable cool detachment mutually showed.A short while, the hunter comes out to see its form, hairs stand on end with anger, put out strength to knead a kitty.The beautiful Fu comes out to see a form and start to grasp eagle to say:"Hum, you dare to grasp my Mi Mi, I pull out your eagle hair!!"
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Husband:"Is dear, you love me namely however like this, why I for the first time to you courtship, don't you promise right away?"Wife:"Because I after wanting to see brush-off, your reaction what kind of!"Husband:"!But if I turned around and then walked at that timed, how did you do?"Wife:"Trust!Your walking doesn't go out of, because I early lock up the front door."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3359 important event and small matter
Wife:"Is dear, let we the life from now on is sweet very sweet, all important events are decided by you hereafter, while all small matters listen to my arrangement, how?"Husband:"Concretely speak so which small matters to listen to your arrangement?"Wife:"I decide the work that should apply for what kind, should live what kind of house in, should buy what kind of furniture, should arrive where spend a holiday, and such as this kind of matter."Husband:"So which important events is decided by me?"Wife:"You decide who come to be a prime minister, whether our country should increase for helping beggarliness nation, we should adopt to the atomic bomb what kind of attitude, etc.."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3360 BMW tire/do not drink 【2 and one chapter 】
On a party, an owner's ex- door zipper opened but ignorant, be discovered by his female Mi, due to guest present, the inconvenience keeps saying and reminds that the owner says"owner, your garage door opened."The owner doesn't understand" oh, did you see my BMW?""Have no, sees 2 breaking a tire".The female Mi answers.
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Fear to inside of husband the some night drank dead drunk, the step hobbles ground to walk home and unfortunately injures by bumping a head while coming in.His Nie wears toe and gropes for to wash and finds out some plastic clothes and towards a mirror to stick on the wound, then slightly sleeps by wife, secretly pleased in the heart, this under can once escape a punishing of wife.Early in the morning on the second day, the wife awakens him."You are noisy to come to me dry what?"He has a drowsy look ground to ask."You were this you damn fool, and got drunk wine last night!"She rant way."Not!Not!I don't drink at all, how can you wrong me?It is dear.""Hum, you didn't drink, so the lavatory ascends so many plastic clothes is who stick?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3361 to intend to obtain/sorry eldest brother, sorry eldest sister-in-law 【2 and one chapter 】
A rightness of newly married couples return to natal home three days later, waited to also disappear for a long time and soughted for someone, but sought their person a before getting to door and then heard:Is light to order, pain, male's saying:Not does the pain how to go in, can female's saying:Is all right, but also want to lightly order, male's saying:It is all right.Again saying of the female:, , Don't go, canning not stand of pain, male's saying:That I to you crumple for a while, the person who seeks them at this time can can not stand, explore successful in career come to see, be at the right moment said by the seeing of male:See what see, woman's wearing high-heeled shoes has never seen as well!!!
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A certain fishing village there is an in home living eldest brother, eldest sister-in-law and 3 younger brothers and live a poor life.Hence the eldest brother goes out to beg a life and leaves elder brother's wife and brothers 2 people.After half year, 2 people live together peacefully.Day one long younger brother always beats with another taste bright elder brother's wife plump body
A day, the eldest sister-in-law is taking a shower, the younger brother suddenly bumped to come in and embraced plump naked eldest sister-in-law of elder brother's wife right away the righteousness is talking a phrase of shout to the younger brother:you do like this, to must rise your eldest brother?The younger brother is right away embarrassed beyond words, the head walked out on shaking, at this time, the eldest sister-in-law is stretched out head to call: you walked like this, again to must rise eldest sister-in-law?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3362 to seek**
One person gets married several times, discover none of wives BE**, then leave.Don't know how identify**, ask friend, the friend says:"wedding night, take out guy, she identifies and recognize, be not**, whereas then."Exultation.And go to again marriage, take out guy to ask wife:"know?"The wife shakes head and asks again, still.Is an excitement to tell it:"this is the ball also.Does the "the wife frighteneds and says:" so short and small thing also calculate ball?I once saw all compare your again greatly again long."One person gets married several times, discover none of wives BE**, then leave.Don't know how identify**, ask friend, the friend says:"wedding night, take out guy, she identifies and recognize, be not**, whereas then."Exultation.And go to again marriage, take out guy to ask wife:"know?"The wife shakes head and asks again, still.Is an excitement to tell it:"this is the ball also.Does the "the wife frighteneds and says:" so short and small thing also calculate ball?I once saw all compare your again greatly again long."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3363**film
There was a prostitute to forget to take a set while meeting guest, without extra trouble took sausage skin, that person left that thing after being finished at in, be her in the time and that person** took out all of a sudden that thing.That person asks:"What is this ?"She says:The person in"this is** film" licked to lick to say:"Mama necessarily, your house of**is the film sweet?"
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 3364 to change shifts of duty and climbed a pole/someone's finesse 【2 and one chapter 】
All distrust mutually to the husband and wife, 2 people had a time to occupy and separate for several days, all do one mark on the other party.The husband sticks one in the cuckoldry left thigh seamy side police cartoon gum paper, the meaning is to let it stand guard over there.Wife also at husband right thigh root the cartoon gum that stick one little monkey paper, the meaning is to let it guard over there.
The person of a pair met and had already discovered to all change while checking each other after several days:The cartoon paper on the wife leg ran to the right thigh up;The cartoon paper of husband thigh root has already stuck younger brother younger brother up.
The wife is ashamed to say:"Did your little monkey climb Gan?"
The husband hurries up to immediately after say:"Did your police change shifts of duty?"
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A rightness of blind men husband and wife** settled a secret password:The man says"play cards?"Woman says a "beginning", 2 people then start**.The next door small youth is played cards by often heard 2 people, secretly consideration:Two of them are blind men and how play cards?Peep while then multiplying by their 2 people to"play cards", a see-"so that's why!"One day, the small youth sees the male blind man going out, then slipping away a blind man home and saying to the female blind man:"Play cards?"The female blind man says a "beginning" and then starts making love.The small youth ability is very strong, arrive a high tide, female blind man connect the Kua"good card".Evening, male the blind man think with female the blind man make love and say"play cards?"The female blind man says:"Have not you already beaten once in the daytime?"Once the blind man of the male listen to frightened and urgently shout:"Is not good, someone's finesse!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3365 to menstruate at the time/want to touch every day 【2 and one chapter 】
While carrying on the questionnaire of sex life, the investigator carried on a family interview:
"Does your husband when carry on sexual intercourse?"
"Menstruate at the time,cheap beats by dr dre."The housewife answers.
"So you will be special while menstruating excitement?"The investigator in astonishment asks a way.
"Is not me, he just wishes with me while being my husband's secretary to menstruate**."The housewife says.
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In 70's period at give an agriculture
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